Maybe you’d be in business for one of these.
Yep, this cunning product lifts said droopers and pushes them out to showcase your penage in all its full glory. Which is v. handy if you’re falling flat in a jogging bottom or Speedo-related item and missing out on hot bumming activity as a result.
Oh look, before dot-dot-dot:
And after dot-dot-dot:
There’s even a song. Which we could probably do without… unless the Freemasons are going to do a remix. Meanwhile, here’s your link. Don’t all rush at once.