Hello Sean Lamont. He kicks a non-round ball for Northampton, and likes to take his clothes off in the getting-penage-out variety for that saucy ickle Frenchy business known as Dieux du Stade. We j’adore les Frenchies for this alone, but also for their Gallic noses and penchant for soft pastries.
This is what is commonly known as a still:
This is what is commonly known as soft-porn: