‘Gay dear? Who dear? Me dear? No dear!’

That Hairspray movie is imminent. As in, nearly here. 

 
'Ain't no bugs on my baby'

John Travolta lays off kissing blokes for five minutes (‘He always kisses his male friends like that,’ says one of those Hollywood PR types. Oh, really!) so he can dress up as a fat lady in the musical film of the Broadway musical of the original John Waters film of the… Oh, it might actually stop there. And we have hot trailer action…

It started as an off-beat movie starring Divine as the doting mother of Hefty Hideway model Ricky Lake before degenerating into a lame Broadway musical. And following the example of The Producers, which started off as an off-beat movie by Mel Brooks before degenerating into a lame Broadway musical, it will now be degenerating even further (how low can you go?) into a movie musical starring John ‘once made quite a good film but we can’t remember it’ Travolta. Here’s the trailer. Which means this is as good as it gets, remember.

 

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5 comments to “‘Gay dear? Who dear? Me dear? No dear!’”

  1. John Travolta is beginning to look like a fat David Gest.

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  2. Do you think it’s padding or is that all him?

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  3. There’s something so odious about John Travolta, don’t you think? Don’t know what it is. The way he was attracted to Sandy the minute she dressed up like a transsexual has always left a nasty taste in my mouth.

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  4. Why on earth would you remake a movie that’s not that old and was already fabulous?

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  5. […] So we’ve had Divine (genius), we’re getting John Travolta of kissing male gennelmen in a non-sexual way fame any day now (oh) and now we have Michael Ball – who looks like the sort of person who combs his pubes – doing the Edna Turnblad/Arvin Hodgepile combo on a dolly stage come this October (*puts gun to head*). It’s thought The Crankies are in high-level discussions with producers to take over said role when Michael takes his contracted breaks in order to dry-shampoo his cloud of mouse-like hair. […]

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