After Madonna walked briskly and pointed in an advert for her range of H&M schmutter, here is Kylie acting all airy and of fairy in hers.
Oh looky, she’s dropped her scarf.
Oh looky, she’s wearing sunglasses the size of her teeny tiny head.
Oh looky, that really might be her body.
Oh listeny, the music seems to be ‘CGYOOMH’ as if Emma Bunton had recorded it.