This would be David Gest. A male famous.
He’s at London’s Glittering Waterstone’s-on-Oxford-Street tomorrow, for-to sign copies of his new tome, ‘Simply the Gest’.
Not only is David Gest a male person, a famous, and a man, but he’s not afraid of maquillage. Always a wonderful trait, especially in a non-female famous.
If you’d like to be near him for a moment or two, or merely point and laugh, go to Waterstone’s, 311 Oxford Street at, ooh about 12pm, on’t 21st of April. So tomorrow.
*gets a semi*