Would you like to brush your hand through this man’s cloud of hair?

This would be David Gest. A male famous.

Such lovely eyes

He’s at London’s Glittering Waterstone’s-on-Oxford-Street tomorrow, for-to sign copies of his new tome, ‘Simply the Gest’.

*dramatic pause*

Not only is David Gest a male person, a famous, and a man, but he’s not afraid of maquillage. Always a wonderful trait, especially in a non-female famous.

If you’d like to be near him for a moment or two, or merely point and laugh, go to Waterstone’s, 311 Oxford Street at, ooh about 12pm, on’t 21st of April. So tomorrow.

*gets a semi*

 

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9 comments to “Would you like to brush your hand through this man’s cloud of hair?”

  1. What is that face? He looks like that Simon West fella that was burned in the Falklands.

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  2. Tee hee, Floy you’re bad

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  3. I say what I like, I like what I say, Boy.

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  4. I think that’s rather rude. And rather funny.

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  5. Seriously for a minute, I really resent the way this freak has been foisted on us. Fuck off. Who are you? Some nobody mad American freak who once fucked over Liza Minnelli. Don’t want nothing to do with this piece of…

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  6. Can’t bring yourself to say the word ‘shizz’, Michael?

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  7. American ‘celebrities’ are always being foisted on us. Who are these Olsen people who always look so freaking miserable even with their millions? No, really. Who are they? Actresses? Singers? What? Why do we need to see them?

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  8. Why has nobody mentioned the genius title of this book – Simply The Gest. I bet someone had an aneurism thinking of that one.

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  9. He is very strange, but quite likeable.

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