These people hate the gays. Who knew.
Do we think they is bumming, pop-pickers?
And who wants to hear the latest mad rant from the people who choose dolly dresses as day-wear? Oh go then.
So anyways, the Vatican’s second-highest ranking doctrinal official (ooooOOOOooooooh) has branded marriage betwixt the gays as EVIL!
*run for your lives!*
In an address to more dolly-whatsits in frocks, Archbishop Angelo Amato said newspapers and telly bits ‘n’ bobs reporting moves in favour of gay rights seemed like ‘a perverse film about evil’, because the media represented them as ‘expression of human progress’.
Oh there’s more. ‘Parliaments of so-called civilized nations where laws contrary to the nature of the human beings are being promulgated, such as the approval of marriage between people of the same sex…’ Angie continued to rant, before collapsing with rather fancy convulsions whilst in the background, hell-fire raged and frogs as big as semi-detached houses fell from the sky. These too were wearing dresses.
And just in case anyone was feeling left out, he had a go at abortion. Again. Yawn.
‘Slaughterhouses of human beings,’ he reckons.
Calm down, dear.