Madonna to direct film. Ooooh.

We can see up your nose, ma'am.

A comedic film.

In London’s Glittering London.

What else….? Er, the film’s called Filth and Wisdom, will be the first filmic device she’s directed (that we know of), and the excitement begins in shooting terms in a matter of days.

‘Im indoors is thought to be super chuffed with it all.

‘Madonna has Ritchie’s full support,’ someone who knows someone who knows someone else, said, via the papyrus commonly known as The Sun. ‘She told him, “Anything you can do, I can do better, honey.”‘

We’ll be the judge of that.

Who shouted ‘Swept Away’ at the back? What? Snatch as well? Shush now. 

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8 comments to “Madonna to direct film. Ooooh.”

  1. Yes, let’s hope she can teach hubby a thing or two. Mockney twat.

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  2. She should ask French and Saunders to star. Twould be genius.

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  3. Now watch Kylie rush out and tell everyone that she has had a great idea and will be directing a film…

    When Madonna is in control she rules.

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  4. Someone on the other Kylie thread referred to Kylie as a “nasty little cunt”. I agree. I also agree that Kylie should fuck off and that “Your Disco Doesnt Need You Anymore”.

    Regarding Our Glorious Leaders film directing debut? It will be awesome.

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  5. Oh. I feel another ‘Erotica’ type period coming on. Her new hip hop influenced album is going to be embarrassing. And now she’s trying to out do A Body of Evidence by accompanying shit album with a shit film.

    Still … as we all seem to agree, it’ll still piss on Koilee.

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  6. It’ll be fun just to watch how “That Nasty Little Cunt Kylie” copies it in months.

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  7. Heard the rumour that Mika has been writing for Madonna? Or is it Kylie?

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  8. He is rumoured to be writing for Madonna.

    Which means that “Nasty Little Cunt Kylie” will be writing with him in around 7 months.

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