Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. In’t rehab. Yawneth.

Fancy a game of incy-wincy spider?

So Jonty, a fine looking fella if slightly short, has admitted himself into rehab, for-to sort out his penchant for shandy booze. Nowt like jumping on the bandwagon, etc blah.

This is the official reason given, by way of a walking, talking PR type person:

‘He felt a break was needed to maintain press interest his recovery.’ 

Oh.

We do hope ratings for that rather lovely Tudors thing he’s doing in Yanky Doodlies Ville are buoyant.

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7 comments to “Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. In’t rehab. Yawneth.”

  1. Hee hee. Indeed!

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  2. What’s happened to his arm?

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  3. Is that pubic hair we can see?

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  4. I like that pubic hair. I once saw him in a lesbian club you know – that Dandy Bowery thing at Soho House. What do you think that means? Hmmm?

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  5. What, you’re saying he’s a lezzer?

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  6. He has a marvellous penis .. gets it out in Tangled and The Governess. And not lame Colin Farrell in Tigerland / Tom Cruise in All the Right Moves brief cock shots. These are full on lingering ones.

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  7. Woof!

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