So Jonty, a fine looking fella if slightly short, has admitted himself into rehab, for-to sort out his penchant for shandy booze. Nowt like jumping on the bandwagon, etc blah.
This is the official reason given, by way of a walking, talking PR type person:
‘He felt a break was needed to maintain
press interest his recovery.’
We do hope ratings for that rather lovely Tudors thing he’s doing in Yanky Doodlies Ville are buoyant.