So Jonty, a fine looking fella if slightly short, has admitted himself into rehab, for-to sort out his penchant for shandy booze. Nowt like jumping on the bandwagon, etc blah.
This is the official reason given, by way of a walking, talking PR type person:
‘He felt a break was needed to maintain press interest his recovery.’
Oh.
We do hope ratings for that rather lovely Tudors thing he’s doing in Yanky Doodlies Ville are buoyant.
Hee hee. Indeed!
What’s happened to his arm?
Is that pubic hair we can see?
I like that pubic hair. I once saw him in a lesbian club you know – that Dandy Bowery thing at Soho House. What do you think that means? Hmmm?
What, you’re saying he’s a lezzer?
He has a marvellous penis .. gets it out in Tangled and The Governess. And not lame Colin Farrell in Tigerland / Tom Cruise in All the Right Moves brief cock shots. These are full on lingering ones.
Woof!