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Pop a question inside of… the Backstreet Boys. You bet it’s exclusive!

The original boy band (if you don’t count Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons), the Backstreet are back and you can probe them to your heart’s content. Go on. Give ’em one.

You so would

We are having an audience (think like with the Pope only hotter and sexier and more numerous, probably more intelligent and better dressed) with Backstreet Boys.

And ’cause we’re nice people and don’t keep all our lovely things to ourselves, we are giving you the exclusive chance to field the lads a question. Think hard, make it a good one and we will, ahem put it to them. Jump over and leave your question… (more…)

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Samantha turns out to be Harry Potter’s mum (in a new film, anyways!)

PS. It’s faaaaabulous!


Kimmie Cattrall, known to you as the dirty little tyke Samantha off Sex and the City, is to play Daniel Radcliffe’s, known to you as Harry Potter or the teen who got his knob out in front of everyone live on the West End stage, erm, mum! In a new film and everything… (more…)

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Newton Faulkner may well be the next big thing…

At a loose end round London’s not-so-glittering Oxford Street tonight? Want to be ahead of the pack on a hot new artist? Read on…

Ginger dreads! He must be good

You might think that someone with ginger dreadlocks would be keeping a particularly low profile. Not Newton Faulkener. Not only is he a hot new singer that you might actually love quite a lot, but he will also allow you to tease him about those ginger dreads. Which is kind of just as well. Donna Karan chose him to perform at one of her dos and now… (more…)

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Gay dear? Who dear? Me dear? Why yes I am, actually, now you come to mention it.

So this man is of gay.

I am pithy and I like it.

He’s David Hyde Pierce, muchos loved famous off-of Frasier.


DHP was kinda-sorta inadvertently – what are we calling this? – outed, during a profile-y bit of an interview he did with It went along the lines of this: (more…)

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Fag Hag Diary


And FH is a little worse for wear…

Shandy booze est evil. 

The Fag Hag is indisposed today on account of being bowel shatteringly hungover. I need your help my darlings. (more…)

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What sort of ‘person’ would say a thing like this?

‘I am, unsurprisingly, a straight person. I am pretty repulsed by gay and lesbianism. I think it is wrong. I think that those people harm themselves and – without caring about it – harm society. That doesn’t mean to say that I hate them. I mean, I hate what they do.’

This ‘person’! (more…)

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Soooo… will this bloke be going into the Big Brother house on Friday eve-n-ing, you know, when that bunch of trouts has to choose from three blokes that’ll be paraded in front of ’em, ’cause, like, that’s what we’ve heard is going to happen?


Anyways, so this is ‘parently one of the male gennelmen who’ll be ripe for picking tomo eve, for-to-enter the BB house on THAT VERY SAME NIGHT. 

Yes, that's right, no body fat. 

‘Parently, he’s a footballer-or-simmink for Oldham Athletic.


Some facts: ‘Oldham’ is in the north. Not only is it north of here, but it is northern. It is near Manchesterford, which is also in the north. ‘Oldham’ was at the heart of the Industrial Revolution, which must’ve been nice for it.

*ecky bloody thump; Eccles Cakes; flat caps; whippets; coal; matchstick men and matchstick cats and dogs; Manchester Ship Canal; rain*

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These. Girls. Must. Die.

These ones… (more…)

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