And FH has a difficult decision to make…
There comes a time in every fag hag’s life when important decisions have to be made. Gore or Bush, vegan or veggie, Kabbalah or Catholocism… and then of course there’s the most crucial dilemma of them all… Grease or Joseph?
Sinitta v Denise Outen (let’s leave the whole ‘van’ thing to Beethoven darling, it’s a teeny bit grand for Basildon council estate girls, n’est ce pas?). Sinitta wins every time – the progressively nuttier Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? outfits are to die for!
Gay choreographer afflicted by the name of Brian v John Barrowman. How dare you even ask – that cheap rent boy-esque thing can’t compete with la Barrowman, who is a showbiz god!
Ladies in Pink ‘sateen’ effect Sandy bomber jackets ordered online v fit boys in loincloths. For fuck’s sake, what do you think?
And the winner is… Joseph, bien sur!