Fag Hag Diary

Tuesday

And FH has a difficult decision to make…

He's not afraid of colour... 

There comes a time in every fag hag’s life when important decisions have to be made. Gore or Bush, vegan or veggie, Kabbalah or Catholocism… and then of course there’s the most crucial dilemma of them all… Grease or Joseph?

Sinitta v Denise Outen (let’s leave the whole ‘van’ thing to Beethoven darling, it’s a teeny bit grand for Basildon council estate girls, n’est ce pas?). Sinitta wins every time – the progressively nuttier Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? outfits are to die for!

Gay choreographer afflicted by the name of Brian v John Barrowman. How dare you even ask – that cheap rent boy-esque thing can’t compete with la Barrowman, who is a showbiz god!

Ladies in Pink ‘sateen’ effect Sandy bomber jackets ordered online v fit boys in loincloths. For fuck’s sake, what do you think?

And the winner is… Joseph, bien sur!

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5 comments to “Fag Hag Diary”

  1. I tried to watch Joseph on Saturday, but had a bit of sick in my mouth during the entire experience. Any grown person who wants to work in musical theatre is already obviously a total knob, and these blokes are such ladies. Cringe-tastic beyond what is currently deemed as acceptable. Eugh.

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  2. I can’t believe how much those big sissies on the Joseph programme turn on the waterworks. Those hard-nosed bitches on the Maria programme last year shed nary a tear between them! Fag Hag’s right about John Barrowman too, he’s truly god-like.

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  3. God-like, if bordering on the terrifyingly cheesy slash obnoxious.

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  4. Did anyone see that boy on the Joseph programme try to sing Patience on Saturday?!? Was possibly the most embarassing bit of telly I’ve ever sat through.

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  5. Nora, you are SO right. ‘I work in the theatre’ are five words that lead any sensible man to hit that block button on Gaydar.

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