Fag Hag Diary

Wednesday

And the Hag ain’t going anywhere near that Kate Moss clobber. Tsk.

Such stylish folk 

‘Did you go down to Top Shop to grab some Kate Moss stuff?’ asked every single fucker I encountered yesterday. No I sodding well didn’t and here’s why:

1) I don’t do queues – and I certainly don’t do scenes resembling bread shortages during the Russian Revolution.

2) I don’t wish to look like Kate Moss – perfectly pretty girl, but clothes that say squatter who woke up with roadie and reeks of BO ain’t ma ting.

3) Surely the point of buying Top Shop is that no-one knows it’s Top Shop – who on earth wants some foetus in footless tights running up to you on a Saturday night saying, ‘Oh, she’s wearing that Kate Moss top it’s 29.99.’

I’ll leave the high street hysteria to Peaches Geldof and her ilk, thank you…

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10 comments to “Fag Hag Diary”

  1. Oh Fagster, you kill me!!

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  2. Here here!

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  3. I can see the sea of gunts now……

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  4. Agreed Blinkin’ Nora. Summer ’07 is going to be naught but lumpen creatures squished into Moss’s castoffs collection.

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  5. Forget Kate, I’m getting excited about Lily Allen’s forthcoming New Look range
    *rolls eyes*

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  6. Do New Look do boys’ stuff? I heard they do, but I’m yet to venture in. Party coz the shop’s on Oxford Street and I’d rather gnaw my own head off that step foot on that street. Unless I’m going to Selfridges of course, which is a different matter entirely.

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  7. Yeah, because if you come from, say, the Marylebone end, you can get in from the side without having to step foot on Oxford Street. And if you’re inclined, you can have a sneaky Wagamama’s before you do so.

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  8. Oh I love a Wagamama’s!!! Though I think the edamame’s overpriced for what it is.

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  9. She’s right y’know. Who in their right mind goes out of their way to look like every other fucker? Oh … that’s right, every gay man who shops at Abercrombie and Fitch.

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  10. Here here Consuela! Let the Abercrombie and Fitch backlash begin! (Though it began round these parts as soon as the first arsehole came back from New York showing off his too-tight worn-tee from the 5th Avenue branch. Lo-serrrrrrrrr.)

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