This is the American president and his – what are we calling this? – wife.
The one on the right looks like he’s let one off, whilst the one on the left looks like she can taste it at the back of her mouth.
They were on the yanky-doodly show called American
Retard Idol last week, when they had a one-off special thing to raise money for poor people.
So those people up there thought it a just perfect dom-diddly opportunity to speak to the youth of their land, who previously assumed they worked the check-out at WalMart.
This is the transcript of what them there nice people said, during their brief flirtation with fame:
George Bush II: Good evening. Laura and I are pleased to join you tonight and thank you for raising millions of dollars for children living in poverty in America and Africa.
Loz: Because of your generosity, African children will receive bed nets to protect against malaria, and some of America’s poorest children will get medical care and healthy food.
George Bush II: We thank all American Idol viewers who have shown the good heart of America, and we thank all the celebrities who participated – including Bono – and all the contestants who sang their hearts out for these children. Say Laura, do you think I oughta sing something?
Loz: I don’t know darling. They’ve already seen you dance.