Look at the Bushes plural gettin’ down with the kids…

Who are these funny people, Momma?

This is the American president and his – what are we calling this? – wife.

The one on the right looks like he’s let one off, whilst the one on the left looks like she can taste it at the back of her mouth.

They were on the yanky-doodly show called American Retard Idol last week, when they had a one-off special thing to raise money for poor people.

So those people up there thought it a just perfect dom-diddly opportunity to speak to the youth of their land, who previously assumed they worked the check-out at WalMart.

This is the transcript of what them there nice people said, during their brief flirtation with fame:

 

George Bush II: Good evening. Laura and I are pleased to join you tonight and thank you for raising millions of dollars for children living in poverty in America and Africa.

Loz: Because of your generosity, African children will receive bed nets to protect against malaria, and some of America’s poorest children will get medical care and healthy food.

George Bush II: We thank all American Idol viewers who have shown the good heart of America, and we thank all the celebrities who participated – including Bono – and all the contestants who sang their hearts out for these children. Say Laura, do you think I oughta sing something?

Loz: I don’t know darling. They’ve already seen you dance.

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12 comments to “Look at the Bushes plural gettin’ down with the kids…”

  1. Hahahahahaha, what a couple of spazzies!!
    And i love the way that fucking pest Bono gets a special mention. Get off us you dirty old man!

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  2. Fucking bed nets? Fucking bed nets? I’d shove their fucking bed nets up their fucking evangelical arses, the cunts!

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  3. ‘Healthy food’? I bet it’s an Iceland special.

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  4. *throws up entire contents of stomach, with a side of bile*

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  5. The wifey person seems a very happy kind of person. Good for her. Shame she’s married to an evil kind of person.

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  6. This may not be a popular choice, but I fucking fancy the pants of George Bush. Would LOVE to get him in bed.

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  7. Consuela!
    *blushes*

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  8. Vile pigs

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  9. What can I do, Flowery? I can’t disagree with my horn genes.

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  10. I’m sorry Consuela, but honest to Betsy! Only if you were going to fuck him hard and raw, make him cry and put it on YouTube.

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  11. Diana — have you seen the trouser bulge that man is packing? He’s Texan in every way.

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  12. […] ‘In conclusion, Johnny is what current legislation calls a homophobe, constantly looks like he’s letting off a sly one like someone else we can mention, and is a cunt. […]

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