These new trunks will make you, ahem, stand out on the beach

Like what you see? That could be you (except if you’re a girl, obv.) 

And helloooooo...

So, AussieBum, purveyors of fine – what are we calling this? – male lingerie, have come up with this little number for a-posing in while surfing and saving lives on beaches this summer (or drinking beer and putting on sun cream in a suggestive way)…

Apparently it all works with some sort of string thing inside which binds your business in such a way as to make it all stick out, fun and perky. Personally – never mind that stuff – we’re liking the look of that shiny fabric, which actually goes a bit see-thru (see the graphic pics here if you don’t believe us). It’s called the Classic Wonderjock and they come at a penny-price-wise £13 odd. Noice.

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8 comments to “These new trunks will make you, ahem, stand out on the beach”

  1. God, those things are almost pornographic (have a look at the link). Filth! I love it.

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  2. Speedo type swimming clothing = gay version of being an Essex girl

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  3. Depends who’s wearing ’em, Consuela. Better that lame boxer-esque things that Americanos wear.

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  4. Hmm, a little too ‘obvious’ for my liking

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  5. Obvious is good. Speshly for a gayer.

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  6. I quite like to see what I’m getting for tea. Good work, you AussieBum fellas.

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  7. Flowery, it’s about classic plain white cotton boxers from gentlemen’s clothing emporiums, or nothing.

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  8. Which emporiums would these be? It’s a minefield, the midriff come summer. Oh what to do….

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