Dolce & Gabbana: never mind the pong, check out the trunks

The new Dolce & Gabbana fragrance - Light Blue - is all very well, but it’s being at crotch level with this gennelman in the ad that’s really getting us tight in the gusset area. For more on the fragrance itself just follow your nose…

The top notes you’ll be noticing are all about bergamot and mandarin and grapefruit (though it doesn’t smell that citrussy, it must be said) while there’s black pepper and rosewood and incense following up on heart notes and dry down (no, we don’t know what that means either). The overall effect - available for ready money at The Perfume Shop, which you can get to here - is fresh and modern and will set you back £35 for 75ml from next week. Enough about that, can we now talk a bit more about this person here?