Fag Hag Diary

Friday

And FH shows some self-restraint. Oh, really?

We'll be the judge of that... 

There are times in a fag hag’s life when she has to show self-restraint. Not, obviously, when it comes to first date sex. Not, it goes without saying, when it comes to prossie cocktails featuring advocat or Baileys. But certainly, when it comes to buying one of those Anya Hindmarch lovely accessories of the moment – a hessian bag saying, ‘I’m not a cunt… actually yes I am’ or something like that.

Always in moments of style dilemmas one has to ask oneself, what would that queen of chic Jackie O do? And the answer in this case is, not bid for a Sainsbury’s carrier bag over the internet at 4am with hordes of Heat reading women from Newcastle…

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6 comments to “Fag Hag Diary”

  1. Hear hear FH!!

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  2. What a bunch of nonsense this is. Why can’t we have those nice brown paper bags – very spacious, very practical, very bio-degradable – that they used to have. Shall we start a campaign?

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  3. Can I just say how much I love the FH? I know I’m a bit late with this and that everyone’s been into her for like ages, but she rocks. Never a word out of place.

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  4. Oh, I loved those brown paper bags. Please can we have them back. Someone get on to Sainsberries.

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  5. I bought some pomegranates from Sainsberries today. Very handily (is that a word?) packed.
    Much prefer Sainsberries to Tesco’s. Much higher calibre of shopper, plus Tesco’s is a dirty evil conglomorate taking over the world. Like the Bush of supermarches, you might say.

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  6. I love the word cunt SO much. As for prossies, I saw a prossie fight in Soho last night. It was as you might expect when both parties were somewhat crack-damaged. Oh … yeah … shit bags, too … the kind of thing women called Carol or Judith think is high-fashion.

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