And FH shows some self-restraint. Oh, really?
There are times in a fag hag’s life when she has to show self-restraint. Not, obviously, when it comes to first date sex. Not, it goes without saying, when it comes to prossie cocktails featuring advocat or Baileys. But certainly, when it comes to buying one of those Anya Hindmarch lovely accessories of the moment – a hessian bag saying, ‘I’m not a cunt… actually yes I am’ or something like that.
Always in moments of style dilemmas one has to ask oneself, what would that queen of chic Jackie O do? And the answer in this case is, not bid for a Sainsbury’s carrier bag over the internet at 4am with hordes of Heat reading women from Newcastle…