Sealion. She’s back!

Her heart will go on. Knowing our luck.

She may have bowed out from her highly lucrative, highly artistic, highly something else stint at Las Vegas (bring on Bette, she’ll kick her arse), but we have it on the very highest authority that Sealion Dion will have a new album out by the end of the year. Is that news?

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5 comments to “Sealion. She’s back!”

  1. May we speak (see!) about these baggy, lo-crotch leggins we’re wearing in this picture?

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  2. Eugh! What is that weird snake skin thing she’s wearing? It’s like something a dying animal shreds. Ick, woman, ick!

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  3. I can almost see Sealion’s flangelina.
    :-(

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  4. But you can feel the power – even through the internet.

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  5. We should be blessed to bear witness to Sealion’s flangelina.

    Hopefully she will do a Madonna-esque Sex book to accompany her new album.

    I would love to watch Vanilla Ice stick 3 fingers up her.

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