The Queen or Bruce? Take your pick.

See this man. He’s not the Queen.

The Queen. Not.

So, who do you want on the front of your (by now quite boring) magazine (Graydon, love, we know you don’t like Bush, please don’t bore us over 2,000 words): The Queen in all her fabulousness or a movie star who was famous in the 80s? Take your pick…

Oh, apparently, we’re going for the star of Moonlighting and the Die Hard – are we calling it a trilogy? On the cover of the UK version of Vanity Fair we have an Annie Liebovitz picture of Her Maj (the real one, not Mrs. Ritchie). On the US version, however, bearing in mind in the US they are actually doing lotteries to allow people to line the streets to see The Queen drive by, VF has decided that maybe they should put a rather portly-looking Brucie instead. He’s unkillable, apparently. More’s the pity.

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6 comments to “The Queen or Bruce? Take your pick.”

  1. Oh my god, exactly! How tired is Bruce Willis? What on earth of interest could he have to say? ‘That Cybill was actually quite funny’? ‘Demi Moore always had a thing for younger men’? Drear-on. I’m so over magazines. Pedestrian. That’s what they are.

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  2. Do you know what, Vanity Fair lost it years ago. They have all these 20-page articles about how someone once swindled EBay or something and this really preachy editorial about how bad Bush is (we fucking know!) and then suck right up to the celebrity on the cover. But horribly. You see someone like Bruce (or Demi or J-Lo or anyone) on the cover and know it’s not worth reading the article cause it’s going to be a piece of blowing smoke up an arse. Vanity Fair: it’s officially ovah!

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  3. Oh, my favourite is Dominic Dunne. He’ll suck the fuck up to arms-dealing, AIDS-denying cunts like Nancy Reagan and yet he’ll find someone like The Queen Mother, who never did a bad deed in her whole life, and treat her like she was gutter scum. Awful tripe, honestly.

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  4. Yey! Vanity Fair is the most turgid magazine out there. And there are a lot to choose from!! With all the money they have to throw around, they should be ashamed. Where’s your integrity, Grady?

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  5. So true. How bored am I with self-pitying Americans talking about living under ‘the most brutal dictatorship in the world’ … someone actually said that to me once, the fucking cock … stop thinking of yourselves!

    As for Bruce. two words: ETERNALLY FUCKABLE.

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  6. Bruce WIllis looks like my Uncle Martyn

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