Bad Girls’ new celebrity cameo
Does it make us bad people to be enjoying this story so much?
Alma off Coronation Street’s done it, Sable Colby’s done it and so has Footballers’ Wives’ Tanya… now it’s time for Paris to get down with the ladies of Cell Block H. And if we seem to be revelling in it, you should see what the people over here are doing.
One of our favourite sites, the WOW report, are deep into suggesting hairstyles, tattoos and how Paris should customise her overalls when/if she gets banged up (that means locked away) for driving while banned/being a cunt to people or whatever it is this time round. The latest on the story itself is that Paris’s lawyers are trying to find a way to get her off those 45 days of being group banged by a bunch of hefty ladies mostly called Dolly.
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They should throw away the fucking key. Fucking dirty tramp. She is of no use to anyone, and should be removed from life.
You just know she’ll milk it for all her worth and emerge in a Martha Stewart-esque manner….. someone do us all a favour and kill her while she’s in there. You might get parole for services to the general public.
I’m trying to make a ‘criminal record’ / ‘Stars Are Blind’ joke, but it’s not coming together properly…
Stars are blind drunk at the wheel?
Apparently she’s already been receiving death threats! Tee hee
Good Floy. Good. You should be a journalist or something.