George Michael est guilty. That’s guilty. GUILTY we tell you. GUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILTY!
Georgia du Michaela has pleeded guilty - in a real life court o’ the law in London’s Glittering Brent - to a charge of being unfit to drive owing to him being off his head on naughty substances. Like Haribo, or even just a common-or-garden jelly bean.
‘I am perfectly aware that I did something very wrong and got into my car when I was unfit to drive,’ said G.
‘I was not in my normal physical state and I’m perfectly prepared to accept the correct punishment for that and I would have accepted it a long time ago.’
Oh there’s more. Quite chatty, isn’t he?
‘It was fairly predictable considering how much work I had done that week.’
The court business ’twas all a result of Georgina’s being found passed out in his motor vehicle in a place known in the business as Cricklewood, a place which isn’t particularly woody or crickly.
It’s not currently known what the sentence will be, but it may or may not contain lots of complex grammatical constructions, or indeed bumming in toilies.
‘Citin, in’t it!
There’s more bumf, of a similar nature, here.
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If you don’t start behaving properly, G, I’ll have to put you over my knee!
Dear George, please go away and stop bothering us with stories about how bored you are with fame. Please note, that there is nothing impressive about being a middle-aged stoner, stuck for ideas on what to do next with his life. Goodbye.
What’s going on with the crotch area of his trousers in that picture?
I think it’s splitting Rich. We can but hope.
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