Westlife, who are up for the crack, apparently, are to release an album of (drum roll please…) MOVIE SOUNDTRACKS.
SLASH, HITS FROM THE MOVIES.
These – what are we calling them? – people, have put together a collection of ditties including ‘My Heart Will Go On’, previously sung by Sealion in that Titanic business; ‘I Will Always Love You’, para Whitters, where she screams a lot-and-gets-bopped-by-that-Kevin-in-the-booboo; ‘Love Is All Around’ by Wet Wet Wet – you know, Four Weddings and a Funeral, etc; and ‘(Everything I Do) I Do It For You’ – sung by that hotbed of charisma, Bryan Adams, and played in that shit film where Robin Hood had an American accent aka Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.
The album will be called Westlife At The Movies.