A story that will bring real-life sick to your mouth…

Singers of 'songs'

Westlife, who are up for the crack, apparently, are to release an album of (drum roll please…) MOVIE SOUNDTRACKS.

SLASH, HITS FROM THE MOVIES.

:-(

These – what are we calling them? – people, have put together a collection of ditties including ‘My Heart Will Go On’, previously sung by Sealion in that Titanic business; ‘I Will Always Love You’, para Whitters, where she screams a lot-and-gets-bopped-by-that-Kevin-in-the-booboo; ‘Love Is All Around’ by Wet Wet Wet – you know, Four Weddings and a Funeral, etc; and ‘(Everything I Do) I Do It For You’ – sung by that hotbed of charisma, Bryan Adams, and played in that shit film where Robin Hood had an American accent aka Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.

The album will be called Westlife At The Movies.

 

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5 comments to “A story that will bring real-life sick to your mouth…”

  1. Eugh!

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  2. Please go away now Westlife

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  3. Who posted that video of me on Youtube? The scoundrels!

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  4. Say what we will, but them marketing people certainly know how to make a hit album once a year for the boys. Maybe that Nasty Little Cunt Kylie TM could hire him to pull her career out of the doldrums.

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  5. *spew*

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