Pop a question inside of a famous – JoJo

See this person? This would be JoJo.

JoJoJoJoJoJo. Oh no sorry, just JoJo.

Not to be confused with Joey Deacon, of Joey Deacon fame.

Anways, she’s a pop-ette sort of person, being the youngest female and/or male person to have a No.1 single in America; she’s like, 16, and she looks rather long in this picture.

Also anyways, we’re interviewing her in, ooh a matter of days, so pop your questions down here (in that comment area after le break), and we’ll do the honours.

Thankings.

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24 comments to “Pop a question inside of a famous – JoJo”

  1. Are you related to Joey Deacon, of Joey Deacon fame?

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  2. What’s your favourite type of crunch biscuit?

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  3. If you had to shoot just one person dead – one! – who would that person be?

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  4. Do you fear becoming a ‘Lindsay Lohan’? ‘Cause you should.

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  5. You are very young. Do you feel young?

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  6. Are you a fan of Nasty Little Cunt Kylie TM? She’d happily lounge around in your pocket, should you wish.

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  7. Have you ever been chatted up by a famous type? Any you’ve got your eye on?

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  8. Have you ever had a period in a swimming pool?

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  9. Do you hope Paris goes to prison?

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  10. What will you do to ensure tha gays love you in the long term? (Bearing in mind how they have all turned on that Nasty Little Cunt Kylie TM following her last absymal tour).

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  11. Are you actually Kaci in disguise? If so please go back to doing pop as R&B is so 2004.

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  12. Your new single samples’ Toto’s “Africa”.

    Did you realise that Toto sounds like Jojo?

    And will you be sampling anything from DJ Bobo?
    Or Belinda Carlisle (an ex Go-Go)?

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  13. What’s more important: length or girth?

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  14. Is your name really JoJo or do you have a stutter?

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  15. Spit, swallow, garble or felch?

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  16. Why do all the blokes in Coronation Street have that stupid mop top hairdo? Its never going to catch on you know.

    And why are all the remixes of your songs so shit?

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  17. Why do you and your record company claim that you are the youngest person to have a number 1 in America when in fact Tiffany was aged 15 when I Think We’re Alone Now was released and 16 when it hit number 1?

    Silly lies like this make you look like Mariah, and she got fined heavily for claiming to be the biggest selling female ever when in fact Madge has sold 120million more than her.

    You dont want the weight of Tiffany’s legal team coming down on you, do you Jojo? Theres a good girl.

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  18. Come on people. This is very rude and she is only young. Or something… why can’t people ask a nice question like, ‘do you like a flowery bonnet?’

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  19. Do you like a flowery bonnet?

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  20. Who’s been the nicest/nastiest celebrity you’ve ever met?

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  21. Do you have any celebrity numbers in your phone?

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  22. Which would you rather be: beautiful and stupid or clever and ugly?

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  23. Have you ever had a Saturday job?

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  24. I’m coming to see you at G-A-Y tomorrow – whatcha got planned to entertain the masses?!

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