Calling all those who would like to be a famous. Or indeed would like to be in close proximity to a famous. Or stroke a famous’s hair. That sort of thing.

So see this person? (Fun already, isn’t it?)

The things I do the hydrate my skin!

That would be Pete Burns. Hello.

Anyways, Pete Burns is looking for a PA, for personal reasons and also so that the whole so-gonna-be-car-crash-ness of it all can be zoomed into your moving picture sets – via the clearly-homo telly channel Living TV – and entertain us all and sundry. Bit like that Jade’s PA show, only without Jade and with Pete. And therefore better.

Hooray-ness!

If you’re intrigued, titillated or even just mad, email this, er email:

pa@worldofwonder.co.uk

And, you know, sell your soul a little (by which we mean send a photo of yourself plus 300 words on why Pete/the telly people would just j’adore you) and fingers crossed….

*concentrates really hard until a little something comes out*

… you’ll get a wee interdolly message back telling you when and where you can go for your audition.

Actually, we know when, already –  that would be 19th May, year of the dolly-Lord ’07. So like, really soon.

How. Excitement.

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One comment to “Calling all those who would like to be a famous. Or indeed would like to be in close proximity to a famous. Or stroke a famous’s hair. That sort of thing.”

  1. God, can you think of anything worse than being at the beck and call of that creature?

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