So see this person? (Fun already, isn’t it?)
That would be Pete Burns. Hello.
Anyways, Pete Burns is looking for a PA, for personal reasons and also so that the whole so-gonna-be-car-crash-ness of it all can be zoomed into your moving picture sets – via the clearly-homo telly channel Living TV – and entertain us all and sundry. Bit like that Jade’s PA show, only without Jade and with Pete. And therefore better.
If you’re intrigued, titillated or even just mad, email this, er email:
And, you know, sell your soul a little (by which we mean send a photo of yourself plus 300 words on why Pete/the telly people would just j’adore you) and fingers crossed….
*concentrates really hard until a little something comes out*
… you’ll get a wee interdolly message back telling you when and where you can go for your audition.
Actually, we know when, already – that would be 19th May, year of the dolly-Lord ’07. So like, really soon.