*shakes uncontrollably, until finally overcome*
So see this person?
This would be Emma ‘Baby la Bunting’ Bunton, of Baby Bunting fame, who has taken it upon her to flog Prego – a sauce – to the American masses.
Bunting Babs appears in the US moving picture ads as a flustered housewife…
*where’s the Pledge? Where’s the Pledge? WHERE’S THE FUCKING PLEDGE YOU TWATS?!*
…attempting to make the perfect meal, but bugger-her, she just can’t find the perfect spice to compliment her dish.
Who said ‘spice’?
Anways, then a voiceover pips up, and doth say the following in a voice that miraculously isn’t Sean Pertwee’s:
‘Even one of the Spice Girls can’t think of a single spice to add to the perfectly seasoned sweet and savoury taste of Prego sauce.’
*gets it, falls over from laughing too much*
‘Citin’, in’t it?