Homosexuality ‘a form of prostitution’, apparently.

Oh.

So says this ‘man’:

Calm down, dears. (The one in the middle. Dunno who the other two are. Maybe they’re spit-roasting ‘him’.)

Anyways, this could-be-male person goes by the name of Cardinal Janis Pujats. It is a Catholic something or other, and it lives in Riga*.

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It no likes the gays. Just like these lovely people.

Now then, Cardinal Janis Pujats thinks that ‘mo bumming is the following:

‘Total corruption in the sexual arena’.

Oh honey, too kind!

And he thinks that bumming-of-this-nature is:

‘An unnatural form of prostitution’.

Calm down, dear.

Now for some things to think about, Cardy:

1. The Baby Jesus loves everyone you tardenoid, including les homos. That’s what he told us, anyroad.

2. ‘Unnatural form of prostitution’? Don’t know about you, but we don’t have to pay to get our booboos bopped (except under extraneous circumstances, obviously). How do you pay for yours? Ps. ‘Unnatural’? We know! Aren’t we clever.

3. Honey, who’s the one wearing the frock? Like God actually cares what you wear! Unless it’s a poly-cotton blend, obviously, ’cause that Leviticus bit you people can’t stop gibbering about in that lovely fairytale you people like to read says that is a sin. Like, E-VIL. Like, just as bad as laying with men and all that business. What fun!

4. Er, ‘Janis’. How very dare you take the name of the Joplin in vain! Tsk.

5. And c. and d.

 

*It’s in Latvia, apparently. Oh.

And here’s some more bumf on the same matter.

Thankings.

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10 comments to “Homosexuality ‘a form of prostitution’, apparently.”

  1. What a total spaz. We should ask Jesus to take out a hit on him. On all of these Catholic wankers, actually. These people give religion a bad name. Oh who am I kidding – all religion is evil. Look it up in the dictionary.

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  2. Becuase the Catholic church is completely free from any corruption in the ‘sexual arena’ isn’t it? By the way, what’s a sexual arena? Sounds like a fun place…

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  3. Ooh yeah, I think I’d like to go to this ‘sexual arena’. Shall we arrange a school trip?

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  4. I love those Brazilian boys burning pictures of the Pope in protest at him besmirching (like that word?) their fun country.

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  5. Not wanting to come over as a smarty pants (scratch that), the words ‘prostitute’ and ‘homosexual’ have been confused in the writing of the Bible. According to some authorities who sometimes use my local pub, the reason Christians apparently have such a problem with the gays – even though Jesus never said a word about them – is that condemnation of prostitutes in the Old Testament was mis-translated as condemnation of the gays. Me, I don’t see what’s wrong with a prostitute.

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  6. Ooh, you’re every so knowledgeable Diana :-)

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  7. I don’t think he’s been to Specsavers, do you?

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  8. What sort of retard believes everything they read (in an obviously made-up book), anyway? I find it retarded.

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  9. Err, well, looking in the back pages of Boyz it IS a form of prostitution, isn’t it?

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  10. Tis v true what you say, Consuela!

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