So says this ‘man’:
(The one in the middle. Dunno who the other two are. Maybe they’re spit-roasting ‘him’.)
Anyways, this could-be-male person goes by the name of Cardinal Janis Pujats. It is a Catholic something or other, and it lives in Riga*.
It no likes the gays. Just like these lovely people.
Now then, Cardinal Janis Pujats thinks that ‘mo bumming is the following:
‘Total corruption in the sexual arena’.
Oh honey, too kind!
And he thinks that bumming-of-this-nature is:
‘An unnatural form of prostitution’.
Calm down, dear.
Now for some things to think about, Cardy:
1. The Baby Jesus loves everyone you tardenoid, including les homos. That’s what he told us, anyroad.
2. ‘Unnatural form of prostitution’? Don’t know about you, but we don’t have to pay to get our booboos bopped (except under extraneous circumstances, obviously). How do you pay for yours? Ps. ‘Unnatural’? We know! Aren’t we clever.
3. Honey, who’s the one wearing the frock? Like God actually cares what you wear! Unless it’s a poly-cotton blend, obviously, ’cause that Leviticus bit you people can’t stop gibbering about in that lovely fairytale you people like to read says that is a sin. Like, E-VIL. Like, just as bad as laying with men and all that business. What fun!
4. Er, ‘Janis’. How very dare you take the name of the Joplin in vain! Tsk.
5. And c. and d.
*It’s in Latvia, apparently. Oh.
And here’s some more bumf on the same matter.