Jade (Oh)Good(y) est with child.
Jade – who you might remember from such hits as ‘being a racist on’t telly’ and ‘here’s my flange, wanna see?’ – is up the duff by that bloke with the hat who may as well be a piece of already-chewed-so-all-the-flavour’s-gone gum.
‘I’m thrilled,’ said a thrilled Jade. ‘Jack’s over the moon, too.’
Oh there’s more.
‘It’s come as a bit of a shock. We’re still telling friends and family,’ she continued to tell New! mag-slash-rag.
Jade already has two real-life children. One’s called Jack, the other, Freddie. Their poppa’s Jeff Brazier.
And here is an artist’s impression of what the new child may look like: