Do you like to fly?
Would you like to fly in a woman-y environment?
Could the following have come from your very own real-life mouth:
‘I’m a girly-girl, me. I just LOVE anything pink. My life is a whirlwind of SATC repeats, pens with fluffy things on the end, and skinny lattes with ‘the girls’. I do all the quizzes in women’s magazines and believe whatever they tell me (even though it’s all made up by someone on work experience), I am never without my Juicy Tube, and there is always a patina of glitter (multi-coloured) in my wake. I wear my hair in bunches, and my name ends in ‘ie’. Sex is just like, eugh!’
Then you may like this:
Qu’est ce que c’est que c’est que c’est que c’est?
What-it-is-is, a new boutique airline designed especially for women.
What-will-happen-is, a bunch of flying planes – ALL PAINTED PINK! – will fly from Liverpool’s John Lennon Airport (who knew) to global shopping destinations. Like Paris, Milan, New York and Hampstead Garden Suburb.
Passengers – who it is assumed will be female women – will be treated to PINK champagne and free manicures in the departure lounge, with complementary gourmet cuisine on board.
And this female girl will be the ‘face’ of it:
She’s Laura-with-an-L Critchley, and she sings songs apparently. And is from Liverpool. Something about the Mersey.
For more information of an informative kind, go here. Oh, OK then.