Chris Tarrant arrested!

 As in, by the police. :-)

Oh no sorry, :-(

Oh no, right first time. :-)

Repeat after us: 'I am a knob'

So anyways-right, that twat person off the telly, Chris Tarrant, has been arrested, owing to an ‘incident’ (so sayeth ITN) in an Indian restaurant in Nottingham. Some bloke on the next table’s got some injury or other ‘from cutlery’. And we’re guessing has blamed that twat person off the telly.

Things of note concerning this ‘incident’ include the following:

– Chris Tarrant’s been arrested.

– According to his spokesperson, at one point during the evening he and-we-quote ‘went up to the buffet’.

– Chris Tarrant’s been arrested.

– According to that spokesperson, the ‘incident’ was all ‘a bit Tiswas’.

– Also according to the above same personage, that twat off the telly is ‘absolutely bemused’ by the whole thing. Absolutely bemused. That’s, absolutely. Bemused. Oh.

– Chris Tarrant’s been arrested.

– Yey!

– And c. and d.

 

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9 comments to “Chris Tarrant arrested!”

  1. Hooray!! I hate Chris Tarrant. He’s such an annoying wanker. They should give him the death penalty.

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  2. Harsh! I think a public flogging might do it for me.

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  3. But we’ve done away with the death penalty, Flowery! But yes, really, they should re-instate it, just for him.

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  4. Just saw that on the news, made me laugh a whole lot. Cock.

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  5. I don’t know who I hate more, him or his bint of an ex-wife Ingrid.
    GO AWAY AND LEAVE US ALONE!

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  6. This is all a bit harsh!! It’s not like he’s been found to be some paedo!

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  7. Harsh, but funny. He’s such a pillock.

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  8. I think I would do Chris Tarrant. He look like he’d be keen in bed, a bit dirty, and the type who would want to do it anywhere.

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  9. Chris Tarrant is the most untalented person on TV.

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