Fag Hag Diary

Monday

And FH is outraged over Eurovish 

Su Pollard?

Well, what can I say. Saturday night saw the biggest European injustice since that time I was forced to travel to Malaga Airport on Easyjet and squash up next to someone wearing identity bracelets who clearly had not been privately educated.

Those Eurotrash bitches! How could they let my Ukranian tranny and his little silver uniformed assistants go home empty handed? It’s not often you get to experience the joy of seeing a male Su Pollard lookalike high kicking his way round a stage but to be usurped by some lady lezza resembling Tanita Tikaram on steroids is, frankly, too painful to bear. And as for the Scoochettes? Oh.

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5 comments to “Fag Hag Diary”

  1. OMG Fag Hag I know!!! Tis an outrage!!!!!!!

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  2. I think it’s about time we pulled out. It’s a total love-in between those Eastern Eurpean states no-one’s ever hear of. And why the fuck they bothered with all those civil wars – presumably coz they don’t like one-another – when they’re just gonna vote for their own kind come Eurovish is beyond me.

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  3. The Beetles could re-form especially for Eurovish and we’d still come last – ’cause we ain’t Eastern European and it’s all frankly a load of bollocks. Fun bollocks, but bollocks all the same.

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  4. No, the lumpan lesbianic one should not have won, but stop moaning people, where else can one witness a human disco ball fondling his / her own breasts while ‘singing’ and ‘dancing’? Oh and as for the French entry, where can I get that cat jacket?

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  5. […] Eurovish came and went. It was all about the Eastern Euros – of course! – and the gayers were pipped to the top spot by the lesbians. Or something. […]

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