Guy Ritchie. Doing another film. A gangster one. Who knew.

*sadness ensues*

Surprisingly shaggable in this shot. Wasn't that a lot of s's? That's called alliteration, that is.

So Guy Ciccone (he’s v modern, he is) is doing another filmic device.

A gangster one. Oh we said that already.

Did we say this?


Anyways, Madame Ritchie will write, produce and direct RockNRolla *?!* this very summer, so say people who know these things. Like ITV.

*the whole world is so excited that a new Bank Holiday is proposed*

Ooh, let’s play that game where we imagine the conversation that Guy had with, ooh let’s say Madonna. Why? Who can say.

Guy: Mum, I’m bored.

Madonna: Ooh, why don’t you, you know, like – what is it you do again? Oh yeah, that. So why don’t you do one of them again!

Guy: Ooh, good idea. I’m good at doing that, I am.

Madonna: Yes.

Guy: And ooh, you know what the world really needs, don’t you Maradona?

Madonna: It’s Madonna.

Guy: Er, yeah. So right, you know what everyone really wants, don’t you?

Madonna: A small black child?

Guy: No, silly. Another gangster flick.

Madonna: Genius. But you’re getting no fucking money of me. And now I must do some stretching, so shoo.



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2 comments to “Guy Ritchie. Doing another film. A gangster one. Who knew.”

  1. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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  2. How fucking cute is Guy in that pic? Now it all slots in place. Momentarily, anywho. But back to the point – oh please, Guy, not another one! Yawn.

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