Gordon Ramsay – the movie!

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A fiery sort of gennelman 

The life ‘n’ times ‘n’ tantrums ‘n’ spookily deep forehead wrinkles of Gordon Ramsicle, of cooking and shouting fame, are to be made into a filmic device.

The cooking and shouting man has revealed that his autobiography, Humble Pie…

*implodes owing to the hilarity of such a punning title*

… is being adapted for the – as they say in the business – big screen.

But who – no really, who – could play Gordy his v self?

‘In many ways I don’t want it to be anyone well-known as I’d like an actor to be discovered on the back of this,’ G tell the Telegraph, a rather large paper in the literal sense.

But then no-one would go see it, silly.

Oh there’s more.

‘Russell Crowe is a favourite actor of mine – we get on very well.’

Who knew, etc.

Anyways, more on the above at this place, but probably not here.

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9 comments to “Gordon Ramsay – the movie!”

  1. Interesing news indeed. Then they could turn it into a musical, and have Michael Ball play him.

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  2. Am I right in thinking that he was arrested for ‘indecent behaviour’ in a gent’s loo once upon a time?

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  3. Shit, really? Oh Consuela, do tell more! If you know more. This excites me somewhat. I find him strangely attractive. Gosh.

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  4. Anyone know the history of that W in Gordon Ramsey’s chin? Wonder what it stands for?

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  5. ‘Wanker’.

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  6. I’m with you on the finding him strangely attractive thing Pipkin. I feel the same about Simon Cowell – you know it’s wrong, but you can’t help yourself.

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  7. You people are sick and wrong, I tell you, sick and wrong

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  8. I’m sure there was a story in the papers a few years back, Pip … I *think* it dragged up some old police records … the story seemed to disappear quite quickly, though, and I’m not 100 per cent sure how true it is.

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  9. Consuela
    I think you are right, both my uncles remember it very well, one is a police man althought he had nothing whatsoever to do with the case but he often comments on how the story has been brushed under the carpet.

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