The life ‘n’ times ‘n’ tantrums ‘n’ spookily deep forehead wrinkles of Gordon Ramsicle, of cooking and shouting fame, are to be made into a filmic device.
The cooking and shouting man has revealed that his autobiography, Humble Pie…
*implodes owing to the hilarity of such a punning title*
… is being adapted for the – as they say in the business – big screen.
But who – no really, who – could play Gordy his v self?
‘In many ways I don’t want it to be anyone well-known as I’d like an actor to be discovered on the back of this,’ G tell the Telegraph, a rather large paper in the literal sense.
But then no-one would go see it, silly.
Oh there’s more.
‘Russell Crowe is a favourite actor of mine – we get on very well.’
Who knew, etc.