Fag Hag in car-crash horror!
Okay, so drop the ‘horror’ bit but add a whole load of drama, and you’ll excuse her absence from these very pages this very day.
Pop your well-wishes below, and la Hagster will be back with us once she’s given the culprit the full once-over. No news yet as to whether said culprit (’twas from behind, apparently) is a hot young gennelman or no. We’re poised.