Kylie to tour US. How. Excitamente.

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So ‘rumour’ has it that Kylie of Minogue is poised – yes, poised – to tour the US, presumably singing.

A source told some gay homosexuals in Yankly Doodly Ville that ‘Kylie is in talks with plans for a US tour, which will commence in early 2008… the tour will move on to Japan and maybe some other areas, however it won’t reach UK shores as we’ve had our fair share of Kylie tours here, especially lately.

‘Tis the truth of which you speak, ‘source’.

*slips into coma*

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10 comments to “Kylie to tour US. How. Excitamente.”

  1. Run for your lives, Americans, run for your lives!!

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  2. Oh Jeeeesus, so she’s inflicting her ‘singing’ on the poor Yanks, now, eh? Honestly. I saw her at some small, ‘intimate’ gig she did in London a couple of years ago and she was catatonic. A. She’s so small I could barely make her out – and I was in the second row B. She can’t sing for toffee. C. She’s has absolutely no charisma to speak of and D. She’s shit. F. And oh yeah, she’s that ‘Nasty LIttle Cunt Kylie’ TM. Almost forgot. Slapped wrist.

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  3. It’s true what you say, Lucifer, but she’s no worse than Britney Spears. Ooh, maybe they could form a pact! A suicide pact! Wouldn’t that be fun.

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  4. I’m so over this woman! Quit while you’re ahead Kyles!

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  5. Why is everyone so unkind about this woman?! Give her a break god, damn you!

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  6. Everyone’s so unkind about this woman coz she’s been doing her ridiculous girly-girly, I’m so innocent butter wouldn’t melt routine for far too long. It’s been working all our reserve nerves and frankly, WE’RE SICK OF IT GODAMN! And, relax.

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  7. I read the headline as How. Excrement. Which seemed appropriate somehow.

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  8. What a nasty dress that lady is wearing

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  9. Err, why? Nobody in America gives a fuck about her.

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  10. If u think kylie cant sing u av gt a screw loose! 4 fuck sake she has sold over 60 million gr8 singles worldwide! Bin on ldza sel out worldtours! Ane is about 2 receive a music trust award! That tels me something… Oh yea she can sing! N is my idol!!4eva

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