Roll around in mud. Glamour mud.

The Standard (ooh) Miami (ooooh) offering a ‘holistic hideaway’ (ooooooooh)…

Room for a little one?

You can’t beat The Standard (can’t do upside-down writing – for such is their logo) and anyone in their right mind would like to check out the new one in Miami. Well, now anyone in their right mind has the perfect excuse… Holistic Hideaways (what that?) featuring Mud Lounges (WHAT THAT?)…

What you get, right, is: a two-night stay, limitless use of indoor and outdoor baths, a Turkish Hammam (like a sauna, but not that kind of sauna), aroma steam room, Roman Waterfall hot tub (oh, hello) and an Arctic Plunge (apparently nothing to do with an Arctic Roll – boo!). Oh and you get breakfast and $120 dollars spa credit to put towards any treatment. Which could include a massage (but not that kind of massage). And there’s yoga classes, herbal baths, all sorts…

But best of all it’s in Miami, which is a whole load of fun…


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  1. Ooh, j’adore The Standard!!!!!!!!!!!

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