Tom Cruise – my inspiration

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Hello.

Anyway-right, that small person who somehow made it in moving pictures has revealed to a breathless public just what inspired him to, well make it in moving pictures. ‘Cause it certainly didn’t inspire him to grow.

Thomas – who now lives in a condo next door to Kylie‘s shoe – spoke of the exciting things in life that made him step back, take a look at his retarded exquisite face, and doth say, ‘Wow, I should try and make it in moving pictures. Filmic devices are for me. I am good, all-knowing and a lovely person to boot. Oh yes,’ or thereabouts.

Whilst talking to an undoubtedly transfixed audience at some filmy industry do-da-or-whatever, Tom goes:

‘I was raised by a single mother with three sisters and I would save my money to go to the movies*. It was very much part of my childhood. So when the opportunity came to start up the studios I had to do it. The cinema is something I value and reminds me of my childhood.’

Oh but there’s more:

‘What was important to me was to be good at making films. I often asked myself, “Am I any good? Can I do this?” I just wanted to make the best films.’

Oh.

*Single mother? Check. Sisters? Check. No brother? Check. Solace in’t movies? Oh check. That Kinsey fella would have a field-day. What?

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5 comments to “Tom Cruise – my inspiration”

  1. And I quote – ‘the best films’?!

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  2. God this man’s a twat.

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  3. His upbringing sounds just like mine. Only I’m a contented, level-headed homosexual whilst he’s just a cunt.

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  4. i dont like sientology people there weird

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  5. This man makes me sick.
    *sicks up*
    I’d like to get his little head and squish it between my two smallest fingers (the others would merely swamp his marble sized brain) and squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze until it resembled a piece of (very small) chewed gum. Not Extra, mind. More like when you’ve had a piece of Hubba Bubba and shared it between at least six friends at school. As you can imagine, quite tiny.

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