A message from Britney Spears, everyone!

Note to gloved hand: Up a bit, then sort of, squeeze real tight... 

This is what la Brits has to say to all her fans. You know, as in those people who like her…

And we quote:

‘The reason for this letter is to let everyone know that their prayers have truly helped me. I am so blessed* that you care enough about me to be concerned and will continue to live in this brighter state** with all of you by my side during this trying time. We are all lights of the world*** and we all need to continuously inspire others and look to the higher power****. You are all in my prayers.
Godspeed*****.

Love, Britney.’

* An acidic taste begins to emerge at back of throat.
** Some carrot pieces and two pineapple chunks are felt.
*** Retching begins; not a pretty sight.
**** Mouth opens; it is projectile.
***** Collapses, dies, and is glad.

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10 comments to “A message from Britney Spears, everyone!”

  1. Anyone who uses the words ‘blessed’ and ‘god’ without irony needs to be shot.

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  2. This woman is vile.

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  3. Leave her alone! She’s, like, troubled and stuff.
    :-(

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  4. She’s a talentless trout. Je deteste.

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  5. your not very nice to many people are you?!

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  6. They’re nice to people who deserve it, and not nice to those who don’t. Like this woman.

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  7. ‘Your’ means ‘belonging to you’; you meant to use ‘you’re’ which means ‘you are’. Please write this out ten times, Cory.

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  8. your your your your your your your your your your

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  9. No, ‘you’re’! See me after class.

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  10. But what happens if our prayers really have helped her!? We’ll be laughing on the other side of our faces at final reckoning, isn’t it?

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