Get Madonna’s new single! Right now! For free!

The wagon has started rolling on the 7/7/7 LiveEarth concerts…

'What about elephants?'

And on that wagon is headliner of the London concert, Our Glorious Leader Madonna with her new single ‘Hey You’, which – in an act of unprecedented generosity (that we don’t quite understand) – you can download now. For free. Mini review: it’s nice and accoustic, a bit along the lines of ‘Dear Jessie’ from the Like a Prayer album… go here and get it sorted…

And as we build up to the mega-concert, Sir Bob Geldof of the Dirty Hair has already put the boot in, claiming that the concerts have no goals and that everyone knows about global warming anyway so what’s the point and why wasn’t he asked to be King of the whole thing anyways… Honey, spend less time saving the Third World and a little more looking after those skanky daughters of yours. Let’s face it, their mother was no role model…

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12 comments to “Get Madonna’s new single! Right now! For free!”

  1. Here here, Bob Geldof is a twat.
    Must disagree about the song though I’m afraid – it’s terrible!

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  2. Ooh, bit harsh about Bob, at least he actually does something to help

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  3. OK, let me throw this one in: if you could go and see Kylie and Robbie et al for the Princess Diana thing or Madonna and Red Chilli Peppers etc for saving the world, which would it be. My money’s on Madonna then lots of time in the bar while everyone else is on.

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  4. Claudia, it’s ‘Hear, hear’, not ‘Here, here’. Thank you.

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  5. Sorry sir :-(

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  6. Bob Geldof can eat me out. And not in that nice way that some gays like, either.

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  7. Neither Floy! Can you imagine being squished up with so many retarded members of the general public?

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  8. I don’t enjoy a concert, do you? I prefer a show case where it’s five songs maximum and a glass of wine and maybe a deep-fried nibble. The very idea of schlepping out to Wembley to drink beer with the chavs…!

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  9. i love peaches geldoff don’t be so meeeeeean!!!!

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  10. Do you have a ‘shift’ button on your computer, Cory? You’ll find it will make small letters into capitals at the press of a button as long as you hold it down at the same time. Please practice.

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  11. Shouldn’t practice be practise, as here we are looking at a verb not a noun.
    Meanwhile, this song is not very good.

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  12. Well done, Bitsy Bobsy (no capitals, I notice). That was thrown in to test grammarians out there.

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