Jennifer of Lopez of The Block has written her own TV show.
While lying in the bath.
Based on her Spanish album, Como Ama Una Mujer.
Which in Englisher means ‘Summink about Chorizo’.
The televisual offering will be produced by US channel Univision.
‘I was sitting there and the story just came to me,’ did sayeth Lopey J of her bathing experience. ‘The next thing I knew, it was 9.30 in the morning and I had written a 12-page synopsis.’
And was looking like this.
Or even maybe this.