And FH revels in a very ‘mo triangle
The Fag Hag spent the weekend recovering from the dramas of her car crash horror (now I know just how a soap actor who is about to have their contract cancelled feels) which involved taking some Judy Garland strength painkillers and a large dose of Dr. Television.
I decided to check out the hot Josephs on Any Queen Will Do but looking at granite-featured Denise Outen – or Karma Face as I prefer to call her – for too long is against doctor’s orders so I turned over to Parky. And found myself watching the gayest show on earth – Georgina Michaels, Stephanie Fry and Joanie Rivers all in one sitting? Why gruff Yorkshireman, you are spoiling us!
Georgina was laughing his little Greek socks off at Joanie (old Stephanie just sat there in cord looking like an ancient history teacher – how DARE he be gay?) and I’ve decided they are a match made in heaven – please god let them become pals and if they need a fag hag I know one who has a bunch of prescription drugs right now that Georgina would just kill to get her hands on…