Members-club-cum-boutique-hotel-cum-a-whole-bunch-of-other-things to open in Brixton.

In news that has literally shook the world…

*shakes*

… news has reached our very selves that a private member’s club and hotel is set to open on July 1st in London’s glittering Brixton.

Nice hotel-y things

Dex is a boutique-style hotel incorporating 24-hour bar, restaurant, private dining rooms and roof terraces (with hot tub and everything!) on the former site of The Prince of Wales Hotel, which dates back to 1700 ‘parently.

Your bed, sir. Thanks.

Also ‘parently, the hotel/club combo is intended for the music industry. Quite how this will be enforced – perhaps via X Factory-style-y auditions and/or a fiddle on a flute – is unknown, but people including Madonna and Beverley Craven are thought to be particularly excited.

For more bumf on this matter, trot off to this place.

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4 comments to “Members-club-cum-boutique-hotel-cum-a-whole-bunch-of-other-things to open in Brixton.”

  1. Brixton? No but really, in Brixton?

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  2. Fucking hell. Where next? Eltham?

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  3. Oh, let me get down there immediately and get gay-based as I’m getting my membership card out. I should fucking cocoa

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  4. I meant ‘bashed’ not ‘based’, obviously.

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