Olsen twins to become next Bond girls plural?

Sorry, who? 

That’s a whole load of this: :-( and a whole load of this:

*slits wrists*

So that Rumour person thing reckons those retarded pouting freaks slash tiny mounds of maudlin retardedness who are known in this country for reasons that are beyond anyone who hasn’t had a frontal labotomy, are in talks to become the first ever Bond twins.

Did we do this already? :-(

And so desperado do producers want these – what are we calling them? – girls, that they may allow a clause in their contracts stating they will not have to strip off or shoot any sex scenes.

It’s a sad, sad situation pop-pickers that can only end in tears and other related sad things.

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7 comments to “Olsen twins to become next Bond girls plural?”

  1. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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  2. Daniel Craig would snap them in half! Oh actually, there’s a thought. They should do it!

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  3. Who are these girls anyway? What is the point of them?

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  4. Is the next Bond film about him being a kiddy fiddler then?

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  5. If they get to shag Daniel Craig I will officially declare war on them. I have been waiting in this queue for over a year now.

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  6. Look at their pouting, greasy faces. They are just crying out for a punching.

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  7. Je fucking deteste these girls

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