Spice Girls ‘recording new single’

Then there were, er seven. 

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slash 

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but more

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So someone who knows someone who knows someone else doth reckon them Spicies are getting together in real-life-person to make a comeback single for Santymas.

Two of ’em – Geri Halliwelly and Emma ‘Baby Bunting’ Bunton were spotted coming out of their old producer’s home, you see, in London’s glittering Brighton on like, oh a few days ago – in a rather excited manner, ‘parently.

They were, and we quote via The News o’ t’ World, ‘jumping up and down, giggling and hugging each other’. Which made said papyrus surmise that they were just over the moon…

*a moon, and cows-plural leap over it*

…at the prospect of an assault on the charts this coming Chrimbo.

Maybe one of ’em had just done a toily, or something.

Mel ‘The Mersey’ C is also thought to have been at this producer fella’s house – he’s called Richard Stannard – but her exact movements are not known. Some think she’s currently on the rob. But that’s just silly.

What, where were Victoria Beckham and that scary one during this whole thrilling business? Who can say.

Want to know more of this excitement story? Go to this place, then. Oh okay.

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6 comments to “Spice Girls ‘recording new single’”

  1. Please God, say it isn’t so……

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  2. It isn’t so.

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  3. I wonder what it will sound like? Maybe like foxes shagging.

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  4. Hi God! Reckon you could arrange for a thunderbolt or similar meteorlogical occurence to strike these lot down? Preferably with Mel C going first. Thanks.

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  5. Leave it with me…

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  6. Ha! I think you’re spot on Pipsy.

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