Fag Hag Diary

Thursday

Repeat after Fag Hag: ‘Don’t marry ’em, fuck ’em!’

Dumb and Dumber 

So if those tabloid bitches are to be believed, it seems there is, as Frank Spencer would put it, ‘a liddle bit of trouble’ in the marriage of Preston and Chantelle. Apparently the rot set in when she ‘had no work’. Well please. Will somebody pour that guy a glass of reality tonic?

His bride of choice was a promotions girl he met in a TV studio whose biggest claim to fame was being a sunny-natured simpleton with shop-bought extensions. Why was he suddenly expecting her to have some impressive career strategy all mapped out for their future, like Hilary Clinton?

It’s so tiresome to have to write this again, but when oh when will these straight men learn – there are silly young things you fool around with and life partners. And funnily enough, people who apply for reality shows and are called Chantelle generally fall into the former category…

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4 comments to “Fag Hag Diary”

  1. Hear hear, Fag Hag, hear hear!

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  2. I fucking hate that pair of cunts. Preston with his ‘look at me, I’m so fucking real and punk and don’t give a shit’. Whatever. Fame-hungry-shit-band-can’t-sell-records-so-last-resort-is-reality-tv-twat more like. As for Chantelle … she’s just the embodiment of everything that’s wrong with this country.

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  3. Hear hear, Consuela, hear hear!

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  4. I fucking love Preston the sexy cunt.

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