And FH is getting all concerned over Amy Winehouse.
Now you won’t meet a bigger Amy Winehouse fan than the Fag Hag (there’s nothing like recognising a fellow Judy Garland tragedy queen) which is why I am feeling a little bit like a concerned and meddling old Aunty about her recent nuptials. I mean just look at the form of her new hubbie, Blake Carrington or whatever his name is – it don’t exactly inspire confidence.
Boy meets girl – boy cheats on girl repeatedly and treats her like shit – girl makes fortune and becomes internationally famous and gets new man – boy suddenly proposes and is quoted as saying, ‘They tried to make me sign a pre-nup, but I said no-no-no.’ Now it doesn’t really take a Relate Counsellor to work out that this boy may be in this relationship for the wrong reasons.
Amy darling, by all means have fun, have yourself a good time, have great sex – but for fuck’s sake, don’t have amnesia.