So someone who knows someone who knows someone else – ‘Orlando Bloom’ – doth reckon he may get some kittage off when he appears in London’s glittering West End in, ooh summer-time-ish.
‘Do is starring in a revival of David Storey’s 1969 play, In Celebration, and reckons a bit of bare, naked flesh might be in order. Though not necessarily penage.
‘There’s nothing wrong with a little bit of nudity,’ says he. ‘I’m not sure I’ll be getting all my bits and pieces out, though.’