Q. ‘Momma, why does that (male) Teletubby have a handbag?’

What a lady!

A. [If you’re Ewa Sowinska, a member of the Polish government (who knew, btw)] ‘Because he is quite obviously a homosexual, and therefore the spawn of Satan and if you – even for just a second – make eye-contact with said spawn of Satan you will catch what is known in the business as gayness, adopt a penchant for all things fabulous, the heavens will open up, and toads as big as post-War prefabs in the outer suburbs of Warsaw will fall down on you before you’ve even had chance to scream, “But all I said is that I wasn’t afraid of colour – I’ll return to muted man-made fibres if it helps!”‘

Or thereabouts. 

Now let’s look at the evidence: 

A Polish government watchdog has said it wants to investigate the Teletubbies – after fears it promotes homosexuality.

*run for your lives, kids!*

That Ewa Sowinska person we mentioned, who’s involved with childrens’ rights, ‘parently…

*run for your lives, kids!* 

…said she’s going to ask psychologists to tell her whether this is indeed the case.

‘I noticed (Tinky Winky) has a lady’s purse, but I didn’t realise he was a boy,’ doth say the retarded Pole.

‘At first I thought the purse would be a burden for this Teletubby… Later I learned that this may have a homosexual undertone.’

What, ’cause straight men are barred from carrying man-bags? Sorry, Davideth Beckham. ‘Tis a sad day indeed.

Anyways, for more news of said retardenation, go to this place.

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5 comments to “Q. ‘Momma, why does that (male) Teletubby have a handbag?’”

  1. God, what are these people, Eastern European or something? Oh…

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  2. Polish, you say? Could’ve guessed that…..

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  3. Stupid cunt.

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  4. Probably more to do with being Catholic, than Polish.

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  5. Catholics aren’t great, but Eastern European AND Catholic is a frightening combo.

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