Fag Hag Diary

Thursday

And FH is a little worse for wear…

Shandy booze est evil. 

The Fag Hag is indisposed today on account of being bowel shatteringly hungover. I need your help my darlings.

What can I do to take this pain away (as an ex-boyfriend of mine once said…)? So far, I’ve had one can of fat coke, a bacon buttie and 3 Extra Strong Mints (to stop the child on the bus giving me evils as a result of the beer fumes). Bring on your miracle cures…

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8 comments to “Fag Hag Diary”

  1. Never mind the hangover – what are you doing getting public transport?!

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  2. As a wise chinoiserie once say, the wondon bus is a dirty bus! You may never catch it! Unwess off course you take bus to my huncle’s westauwant on Shafesbury awenue, Wong Kee. iiiiit very chweap!!

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  3. My husband westauwant it better. You may eat flies with chopstik. Faaaankoo x

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  4. Seriously for one moment: three things are proven scientifically to work on hangovers. They are the following three things. Eggs (there’s an enzyme or sommat), bananas (sugar, potassium) and honey (another enzyme). Try a banana smoothie with honey and some scrambled eggs. All gentle on FH tummy as well. As for that dirty bacon, that ain’t gon’ help no one.

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  5. Erm, asprin.

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  6. stick your fingers down your throat until there’s only bile left, then have a tin of mushy peas.

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  7. I find a packet of ready salted crisps often does the trick

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  8. Don’t drink.

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