Soooo… will this bloke be going into the Big Brother house on Friday eve-n-ing, you know, when that bunch of trouts has to choose from three blokes that’ll be paraded in front of ’em, ’cause, like, that’s what we’ve heard is going to happen?

*breathe*

Anyways, so this is ‘parently one of the male gennelmen who’ll be ripe for picking tomo eve, for-to-enter the BB house on THAT VERY SAME NIGHT. 

Yes, that's right, no body fat. 

‘Parently, he’s a footballer-or-simmink for Oldham Athletic.

*oh*

Some facts: ‘Oldham’ is in the north. Not only is it north of here, but it is northern. It is near Manchesterford, which is also in the north. ‘Oldham’ was at the heart of the Industrial Revolution, which must’ve been nice for it.

*ecky bloody thump; Eccles Cakes; flat caps; whippets; coal; matchstick men and matchstick cats and dogs; Manchester Ship Canal; rain*

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3 comments to “Soooo… will this bloke be going into the Big Brother house on Friday eve-n-ing, you know, when that bunch of trouts has to choose from three blokes that’ll be paraded in front of ’em, ’cause, like, that’s what we’ve heard is going to happen?”

  1. I like slash love his body; not so keen on his face.
    Strike that – his face is fine, therefore yes, i’d bum him.

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  2. A shame he ruined himself with those shit tattoos. Otherwise, I wouldn’t chuck him out for eating crisps in bed.

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  3. That vile ‘my cousin plays for Man U and I set trends in all the celebrity hangouts I go to‘ girl will wet her knickers if he goes in.

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