Anyways, so this is ‘parently one of the male gennelmen who’ll be ripe for picking tomo eve, for-to-enter the BB house on THAT VERY SAME NIGHT.
‘Parently, he’s a footballer-or-simmink for Oldham Athletic.
Some facts: ‘Oldham’ is in the north. Not only is it north of here, but it is northern. It is near Manchesterford, which is also in the north. ‘Oldham’ was at the heart of the Industrial Revolution, which must’ve been nice for it.
*ecky bloody thump; Eccles Cakes; flat caps; whippets; coal; matchstick men and matchstick cats and dogs; Manchester Ship Canal; rain*