‘I am, unsurprisingly, a straight person. I am pretty repulsed by gay and lesbianism. I think it is wrong. I think that those people harm themselves and – without caring about it – harm society. That doesn’t mean to say that I hate them. I mean, I hate what they do.’
It’s Ian Paisley Jr., pop-pickers! Isn’t he handsome? Isn’t he kind? Isn’t he brave and isn’t he clever? We tried to find a bigger picture of him, but in the words of Ian Paisley Jr his verily-diddly-self, repulsion sprang to mind and we couldn’t bring ourselves to break the 3×2 cm barrier.
Ooh, and in news that has shocked a nation, he’s related to this other gayer-lover:
Ian Paisley, The Elder.
Isn’t this a fun game, ladies and gennelmen? And just in case you hadn’t heard, Ian Paisley Jr. had this to say on gay civil partnerships at an earlier juncture:
‘I think these sorts of relationships are immoral, offensive and obnoxious.’
ps. Oh honey, if you wanteths a heavy bumming session, all you need do is ask. Can’t promise any takers, mind, what with you being what is known in the business as ‘repulsive’. Then again, this man might be up for it.
More bumf of a similar nature.