And FH is rather perturbed by that Seany character in Big Brother
Okay everyone, I think we have a bit of a code red situation in the Big Brother house. No, I’m not talking about that silly little cretin who thinks she’s 50 Cent in New Look earrings, I am talking about the aberration that is Seany. How dare that repulsive excuse for a human being bring the gays into disrepute… and furthermore, I don’t believe for a minute that he likes boys, boys, and is looking for a good time – I’m telling you, he ain’t gay and here’s why…
1. No gay man wears plastic link necklaces, a market-bought t-shirt and a cunty holiday hat.
2. No gay man sports that dreadful shapeless mop of a hairstyle favoured by deaf people in the ’70s.
3. No gay man would have ripped off Lesley’s duvet in the middle of the night – how straight man to treat a grande dame in that fashion!
4. The Irish Guinness gut – not exactly very Sitges.
Sean Puffy Face, or whatever your name is, by all means behave like a complete tosser bereft of style and charisma, but stop pretending to be a gay. Oh no, not in our name, honey!