Fag Hag Diary

Monday

And FH is rather perturbed by that Seany character in Big Brother

A whole load of bad business 

Okay everyone, I think we have a bit of a code red situation in the Big Brother house. No, I’m not talking about that silly little cretin who thinks she’s 50 Cent in New Look earrings, I am talking about the aberration that is Seany. How dare that repulsive excuse for a human being bring the gays into disrepute… and furthermore, I don’t believe for a minute that he likes boys, boys, and is looking for a good time – I’m telling you, he ain’t gay and here’s why…

1. No gay man wears plastic link necklaces, a market-bought t-shirt and a cunty holiday hat.

2. No gay man sports that dreadful shapeless mop of a hairstyle favoured by deaf people in the ’70s.

3. No gay man would have ripped off Lesley’s duvet in the middle of the night – how straight man to treat a grande dame in that fashion!

4. The Irish Guinness gut – not exactly very Sitges.

Sean Puffy Face, or whatever your name is, by all means behave like a complete tosser bereft of style and charisma, but stop pretending to be a gay. Oh no, not in our name, honey!

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5 comments to “Fag Hag Diary”

  1. Oh god I know, he’s such a cunt!! ‘I don’t like camp men’??? I’d rather a camp man than someone who looks like Mick Hucknall in man-made neon fibres.

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  2. And I love someone who converts to Islam for a year, don’t you?

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  3. Hello Diana, it’s been a while….

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  4. Agreed – utter cunt. He dresses like an Australian’s nightmare, and it was vile the way he disrespected Lesley like that. I’m glad she gave him short shrift the next morning. Shame she had to leave because of a twat like him though.

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  5. Bare jokes, blud.

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